December 2011
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September 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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There’s a “Road to Hell” and a “Stairway to Heaven” So if you’re disabled….
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Now the racists and rapists And open prison escapists Were just passing by. And the grabby types, The Maddie types, Who want to be a Daddy types Were just passing by. And the mug-you types, And thug-you types And like to have sex by drug-you types Were just passing by. Those on their own, Fucking the phone With squinty eyes looking like a clone Were just passing by. Trucker driving through Who...
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Aah, now I get it. The church is against abortions because they want more children to fuck.
May 2011
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It’s just black humor, don’t take it seriously.
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April 2011
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Mary had a little lamb.
MARY had a little Lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK and JILL went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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Oral Sex - An Ode To Love
Penis breath, a lover’s dread, Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be, Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this, you wonder why, You bothered reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease, Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you’ve got a job to do, So open wide and shove it through, Lick the tip then...
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